I was thinking about opening up requests, trades, commissions and all that stuff here on dA since no one would go to the one I've opened up on Gaia. Hopefully, this shop will be more popular.



Da Rules

- The lemons will be posted on either my devART account or WritersCafe account, so don't expect to see them on Gaia.

- Follow these rules... or else.

- Be mean and I'll ignore and insult you. And the one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater will hunt you down. Fear us.

- Make sure to pay me first. I will not do the commission if you don't pay.

- Wait patiently for your lemon to arrive. I have a life outside the internet.

- If I don't know about a certain book or anime, then give me the 411 on what it's about or a link to a summary.

- I have the right to decline your request/trade/commission, so no bitching if I do decline.

- Have fun requesting!

+++I WILL DO+++

- Fantasy
- Anime
- Hetero [girl x boy]
- Yaoi [boy x boy]
- Yuri [girl x girl]
- A combo

+++I WILL NOT DO

- A lemon without a plotline, phrase, sentence or word. You have to have something to work with so I'll know what you want.

Samples

Yaoi

Yuri

Hetero

Packages

{This is mostly for Gaia users but if you want to commission me and you have an account on dA, then that's fine with me. But the payment here on dA will have to be in subscriptions because I can't/don't want to use PayPal.

P.S. Tipping over 100 gold- or if you're on dA, giving me something nice -yields special things }

My stuff comes in packages, people! So you can choose from the 1-, 2- or 3-star packages. I might go up, depending on my schedule.

One-Star Package Includes...

~ A one-shot/lemon of your choice. It will be one page long. You can choose between the three pairing(s):

OCXOC - between two characters you make up yourself

OCXCanon - between a character you make up yourself and a character from a TV or book series

CanonXCanon - between two characters from a TV or book series

Total: 1000 gold or a 1-month subby

Two-Star Package Includes...

~ A one-shot/lemon of your choice. It will be 1 ½ - 2 pages long. You can choose between the three pairing(s):

OCXOC - between two characters you make up yourself

OCXCanon - between a character you make up yourself and a character from a TV or book series

CanonXCanon - between two characters from a TV or book series

Total: 1500 gold or a 3-month subby

Three-Star Package Includes

~ A one-shot/lemon of your choice. It will be 2 - 3 pages long. You can choose between the three pairing(s):

OCXOC - between two characters you make up yourself

OCXCanon - between a character you make up yourself and a character from a TV or book series

CanonXCanon - between two characters from a TV or book series

Total: 2000 gold or a 6-month subby

NOTE FOR ALL: If you can't pay me, then feel free to bribe me with wishlist items from Gaia or you can do a trade with me {ie. You can write something for me, draw, etc.}. See? I'm nice.

Request/Trade/Commission Form

Fill out the form below and send it back to me in a Deviant note or a PM on Gaia.

GAIA VERSION

Wassup, homie?? I'd like a nice, juicy lemon from you! I was a good boy/girl and filled out the form for ya. See? See?

I wanna do a...

[] Request
[] Trade
[] Commission

Package {One-star, Two-star, Three-star}:
Pairing(s) {OCXOC, OCXCanon, CanonXCanon}:
Characters:
Plotline:
Gold or Bribe? {Optional}:
Tip? {Optional}:
Total:

Tankies for doin' this for meh! I'll send the trade right away! Laterz!

- {Insert Gaia username here}

dA VERSION

Wassup, Jessica?? I'd like a nice, juicy lemon from you! I was a good boy/girl and filled out the form for ya. See? See?

I wanna do... a

[] Request
[] Trade
[] Commission

Package {One-star, Two-star, Three-star}:
Pairing(s) {OCXOC, OCXCanon, CanonXCanon}:
Characters:
Plotline:
Payment {Optional}:
Tip? {Optional}:
Total:

Tankies for doin' this for meh! I'll send the trade right away! Laterz!

- {Insert dA username here}



Alrigh'~, ta ta, beotches, as one would say. :3

P.S. If anyone does want to take a look at my Gaia profile, go right on ahead!